The Pagan Song 09 22 2010
If you want to know the meaning of life
The answer my friend is hidden in the pumpkin shell
Hidden in the pumpkin shell today
So put on that clean new apron
And dawn the look of matron
Because the answer my friend is hidden in the pumpkin shell today
He would never crack a smile
So we’ll carve him some new teeth for awhile
He could never look you in the eye
So we’ll carve him two prone to slime sty
Now wipe off that steely knife
For the eyes you formed of strife
He would never smell when he was clean
So we’ll carve him a nose that’s mean
Does he have smarts to tap?
We’ll carve him a skull cap
He would never say what he did think
So well spoon out all that fibrous stink
To celebrate the creation of “mines”
We’ll give him a burning light that shines
We’ll sit him on the step all aglow
And no one we’ll ever know
And when his time is done and he starts to rot
The kids will come by and smash him open with one kick shot
But do not worry for our orange vegetable friend
Next year they will grow more in the dirty pumpkin field
To increase their carving yield
Thomas Paul Murphy
Copyright 2010 Thomas Paul Murphy